Post by The Hogwarts Inquirer! on Apr 21, 2012 13:49:12 GMT -5
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Dearie me, my pets! This edition of the Hogwarts Inquirer is guaranteed to be jam-packed full of the juiciest gossip yet! Lets just say that things are really starting to heat up at Hogwarts.
Well, we'll start off with the feast. When the delegates from Durmstrang and Beauxbatons showed up, the Triwizard Tournament officially started. Last time people wanted to know why Granger was getting so cozy with the Durmstrang girl who just didn't want to sit with her schoolmates. Well of course a girl in scarlet and Hogwarts' resident whiz-witch is bound to turn some heads, but that was just the start of things. After my last article, reports about the whole encounter started to flood in. Apparently Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures Professor Adonis Turnbull turned up for a chat with the Durmstrang girl. Well isn't that just peculiar. Granger's blonde friend Lulu Knight didn't seem very comfortable with a Professor lurking over her shoulder, and one must wonder why. We don't know what's up with Professor Turnbull and the Durmstrang girl, but as soon as we know more, you'll be the first ones notified!
What – surprisingly – went unnoticed by many was the fact that there was pretty much a fireworks show between – get this – Harry Potter's right hand girl, Kat Black, and Tom Riddle! Gosh, what a cutie! Potter wasn't happy when he showed up and several witnesses claim that a fight nearly broke out right in the Great Hall! Wouldn't that have been something to see!
But miss Kitty isn't be the only girl fighting to be the lady on Tom's arm. Back at Slytherin table, it seemed that miss Tanis Gaunt just wouldn't leave him alone! And we know one girl who won't be happy with either of those arrangements. If you guessed that miss Lestrange might be that girl, you'd be absolutely right! And poor Tom is smack dab in the middle of those three. If I may offer my advice, Hotstuff, I'd say to drop the Gaunt girl, because that's one mess you don't want to get involved with!
And even if she wasn't heading the list of Hogwarts' top crazies, she wouldn't stand a chance anyway, because really, just look at her! She really just pales in comparison with the competition. What has she got that the others don't? That's right, one psychotic temper.
Now as if he wasn't already irresistible enough, but now he's Champion! Of course, unless you've been living under a rock for the past month or so, you'll know that Tom isn't the only Hogwarts Champion. Hogwarts got way lucky and got two hotties ton represent them, but then the foreign delegates weren't eyesores either. Shall we elaborate on our Champions?
Well, how about ladies first. We'll start with that gorgeous blonde representing Beauxbatons, Angelique Devereaux. With a cure accent and the fact that she looks great in blue, she's definitely beautiful. Sources have been telling me that she's part-veela too! As if the male population of Hogwarts needed another reason to drool over her! Of course, she's bound to be the target of some jealousy because let's face it, she's the total package, and she's Champion, so claims that she's not naturally blonde could be a bit iffy. But geez, she'd still be hot brunette.
Well, Durmstrang's Champion isn't female, but Alec Aichios is certainely no eyesore. He's good looking and rumour has it that he's brilliant on a broom. But before I get your hopes up, all you potential girlfriends, it seems that Durmstrang's Champion has already found love. Her name is Emma Richardson and while she's definitely one of the prettier Gryffindor girls, there does seem to be a bit of an age gap between the two. There's no denying that this couple is cute though!
Why are the good ones always taken? That's right girls, Harry Potter's got a girlfriend. Now, we were going to ask Potter what his take on the Tom and miss Kitty situation would be – although a majority vote said they thought he'd probably use several nasty curses, including the unforgivables – but it seems that he's distracted as of late. Well, hook-up of the year alert – Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley! While both are steadfastly denying the relationship, it's uber obvious to everyone that the two just belong together. How many times have they been caught flirting? Yeah, good job of keeping the relationship secret, you two.
But really – Ginny Weasley? Sure, she's kind of pretty and she's great on the quidditch pitch too, but even I was surprised. I mean – he's Harry Potter and she's ginger. Besides, whatever will her brothers say?
And everyone already knows exactly what Tom Riddle is up to as of late.
Rumour has it that resident whiz-witch Hermione Granger was seen getting cozy with Ravenclaw heartthrob Sebastian Kinchley. Well what do you know, 'Mione is a girl after all! We were all starting to question what was really under that mountain of hair! Well, at least Granger has good taste in guys, although whether they'd return her affections is a whole other matter. Just look at her – what boy in his right mind would chase after Granger when he's got as many girls throwing themselves at him as Tom Riddle does?
And on a final note, what better time to offer a helping hand than now? Bambi Prewett has been offering to help arrange dates for the Yule Ball – free! So if you need a date, send her an owl!
And remember, you all heard it here first.
